Jack and Gil (Jeff Goldblum and Ed Begley, Jr.) head off to a castle in Transylvania. The tabloid reporters set out to uncover the truth about sightings of Frankenstein's "monster". Along the way, they encounter crazy Dr Malavaqua (Joseph Bologna) and a cast of kooky creatures.
Trivia: The title is a pun based on the Glen Miller tune, "Pennsylvania 6-5000".
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